VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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