when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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