no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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