You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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