Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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