C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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