you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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