Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
