did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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