What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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