I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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