i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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