Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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