so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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