I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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