Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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