He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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