You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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