margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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