I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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