Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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