she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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