so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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