i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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