This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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