he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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