Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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