biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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