Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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