and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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