she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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