I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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