after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
