She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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