she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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