So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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