she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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