i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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