Christians are straight up FREAKS
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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