Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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