I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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