Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He did a backflip because drugs
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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