i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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