There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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