Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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