Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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