Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
