And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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