I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize