Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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