We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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