TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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