this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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