your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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