It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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